Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

American Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll get coal
German Christmas: don’t be naughty or else you’ll be kidnapped by a demon who stuffs you in his wheat basket and eats youahh, Krampus you are wonderful
Krampus is austrian… you mean knecht ruprecht.
According to tradition, Knecht Ruprecht asks children whether they can pray. If they can, they receive apples, nuts, and gingerbread. If they cannot, he beats the children with his bag of ashes.
what
In France there’s Père Fouettard, who accompanies St Nicolas and spanks/flogs naughty children
wtf kinda lives are ya’ll living in europe
so the french santa is called daddy and spanks naughty children?
great now i have to kinkshame an entire country
KINKSHAMING ALL OF FRANCE
hey there, im simon and I just wanted to say that I’m gonna be abandoning this blog for various reasons and remaking over at @puppystucky! if any of my mutuals could reblog this it would help me out a lot, and if you wanna stay mutuals just follow me over there, im following back the majority right now!
thank you 🌹
[please note that I’d like to leave behind any opinions expressed on this blog, because I’ve changed them a lot recently]
hey there, im simon and I just wanted to say that I’m gonna be abandoning this blog for various reasons and remaking over at @puppystucky! if any of my mutuals could reblog this it would help me out a lot, and if you wanna stay mutuals just follow me over there, im following back the majority right now!
thank you 🌹
[please note that I’d like to leave behind any opinions expressed on this blog, because I’ve changed them a lot recently]